So, as you all know, my husband has an "interesting" sense of humor. I know for a fact that his sense of humor may have been introduced to some of you at importune moments, which I won't divulge here. However, the long and short of it is that Joe likes to laugh. And, he thinks that certain things are just HILARIOUS, and he doesn't really care all that much if others agree. To him, it IS funny, so he goes with it. Now, these little pranks/jokes are never dangerous or really inappropriate. They are always light-hearted at the core.
Well, a couple weeks ago his Company had a chili cook-off and bonfire. We all had a grand time at it, but especially Joe, because he prepared a very SPECIAL chili for the occasion. His commander and him had been going back and forth bragging about how amazing their personal recipes were, and Joe (as we all know) was bluffing. Instead of actually finding a recipe, or even having his wife cook his entry, he had a BETTER plan. He was going to create a PUMPKIN of POO! Now, a Pumpkin of Poo is an actual really inappropriate and mean prank that can be pulled on someone. Joe wasn't going for this. He just wanted to imitate it, in a way. So, he "borrowed" Patrick's pumpkin from the Pumpkin Patch, cut out the bottom, and went to work!
Now, I am not allowed to divulge the entire contents of this Pumpkin of Poo, but let's just say that over the course of it's creation I finally got rid of entire containers of spices that I had been carrying around since before our wedding and had never used. I also cleaned out the fridge of some near-outdated random condiments, and Patrick's personal foods may have added some needed substance and color to the endeavor.
In the end, I can assure you that the contents of his pumpkin were not, in fact, Poo. However, the texture, and possibly even the taste, could have been mistaken for it.
And Yes… you are, I'm sure, wondering about the chili cook-off. Joe actually DID compete and everyone who attended was actually served a portion of his "chili"! As for the results, let's just say that Joe laughed A LOT and his chili proved to impress many people!
To end, a video of T and Joe being the first taste testers early on in the creation process. As you will be able to tell, Joe was very serious about his masterpiece.
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