Patch's Haircut

Patrick has both the straightest and the finest hair.

These two characteristics combined makes his hair start to "flop" whenever it gets a decent length.
Romie's curls are far too cute to cut.
The body and thickness of David's locks give him the perfect "Beatles" look.

Patrick, however, had no redeeming qualities.
He was our mop-head that was brought out to the yard for a cut.

Now he looks much more acceptable.

Love, Us.